Why does Kreskin need glasses?

Really, if the greatest performing psychic...

...can tell you what’s on a card 10 feet behind his head, why can’t he see what’s on one 10 feet in front of him?

For that matter, Why...

...do mismatched socks make you a clod, but mismatched tattoos make you cool?

I mean, which pair can you easily change?

Why...

did 'Abstinence Only' advocates attack Joycelyn Elders for saying masturbation 'perhaps should be taught' in schools?

I mean, what does more to encourage masturbation than “Abstinence Only?”

Why were a state, and a district born out of Virginia and Maryland?

I mean, they are the only two states bearing the names of virgins.